"Fuck, my tea."
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

valeria2067:

"Which Pill Do You Choose?"

Does “some significant way” mean a sunset wedding on the beach followed by a honeymoon in Venice? No.

To me, it means that both of the characters admit to and discuss their love and need for each other without cutting to the “no homo” joke or the “wink wink, nudge nudge” innuendo.

And maybe, for once, without the tragedy that so often ends the non-hetero relationships in film and television.

captainnaustralia:

the-missing-e-in:

im-a-fan-of-that:

heyheyanna:

weepingdemon:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

staff:

allforoneandoneforallphotos:

For some reason this is all I get when there’s new activity on one of my blogs…

F

staff:

allforoneandoneforallphotos:

For some reason this is all I get when there’s new activity on one of my blogs…

F

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

shawnpau:

she’s getting stronger

shawnpau:

she’s getting stronger