thedaysgrowshort:

casgetoutofmyassbutt:

politedoge:

their shirts say wiggles but their eyes say help

I thought this was star trek for a second.

set phasers to fruit salad

thedaysgrowshort:

casgetoutofmyassbutt:

politedoge:

their shirts say wiggles but their eyes say help

I thought this was star trek for a second.

set phasers to fruit salad

(via how-to-be-a-bitch-for-dummies)

disnerd-psycho:

nopuedobro:

Pretty sure the face actors were hired appropriately

The picture of sophisticated grace

disnerd-psycho:

nopuedobro:

Pretty sure the face actors were hired appropriately

The picture of sophisticated grace

(via how-to-be-a-bitch-for-dummies)

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.

(Source: captainsteves, via lokidarklordofall)

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

(via pizza)

shannananan:

the-vashta-nerada:

you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are

what if that happened in real life

what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower

"yes, I would like the bacon and eggs breakfast speciAND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT, AND IT’S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED."

(via twistedtwit)

everyoneinthetardis:

onna4:

David Tennant with his wife

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David Tennant without his wife

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She’s back!

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I’ve been laughing at this for three years

(via twistedtwit)

avatargrimes:

systemofadowny:

forsciencejohn:

love-megz:

annetdonahue:

The importance of consent: a narrative.

I will forever reblog this gifset.

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

fire cannot kill a dragon.

(via lokidarklordofall)